A Lettuce Story

I was happily laying on the table after escaping off of the boys plate, when all of a sudden one of the monsters hands came down and picked me up. It brought me close to another ones face and said, “RAAA RAAAA WAAAAA RAAAA”. I have no idea what that means but I assume nothing good. The one that I'm close to starts making noises and is breathing erratically and at one point even stopped breathing for a couple seconds. All of a sudden I started having flashbacks of my wonderful youth. The day I was born, I was one of 300 other pieces and then this thing came and separated my family from my neighbors. Thankfully my family and I weren't separated. We got rolled around a lot and I always felt a little wet. Until one day we were brought to this ginormous place that was really cold and had these giant reflecting pools above us from where our new location was. These things that where all different colors, shapes, and some even had more hair came and stared at us and then would pluck off one of our neighbors. At one point, I couldn't tell if it had been days or not, a thing came and picked my family up and put us in the weird half see-through weird feeling material. We were thrown around a lot, it was so scary, somehow my family managed survived. Finally when we were taken out we were put into this thing that was white, fat and cold. I couldn't tell how many days passed, the sun came up and set really quickly, sometimes we didn't see the sun for a long time. One day, a thing took us out and put us on this rock surface. All I can remember are the screams coming from my brothers and sisters. They were getting pulled off, I was so scared, I didn't know what to do! Then this thing with four long ends and a short one comes down and pulls me off, I thought I was done for but I was still alive! We were all carried to this shinny gray thing and we were drowned and dried and then drowned and finally dried for the last time. It put us into another