Bobs Last Stand

Week of Power

In the small and lazy town of Cinder there was one incredibly distinctive family. This family had four members. One of them was an incredibly large man at the age of 46, named Jay. Now Jay was the man of the house, but often he wasn't always the smartest. Jay was married to a exceptionally eye-catching woman named Faith. Faith was probably one if the smartest individuals in the household. Together they had two children named Meg, who was the oldest, and Chris.

It was a Monday, but just not like any other Monday, it was rather unique. See Jay had just received his taxes back from the government. He wanted to spend the money on his family. After debating on what he should spend his money on, he decided he would make an in ground pool. Jay told his family the great news on what he would by them. The rest of the family was ecstatic.

On Tuesday, Jay started digging his in ground pool. After digging down about 7 ft he found this glossy cylinder object. Jay, not knowing what this mysterious object was, started chopping it with his shovel. After about the 10th stab, he heard a screech from what sounded like Chris's room. This glossy object was the cable for the television. But see this small problem just wasn't only affecting his house, this cable wire ended up being the entire town's main supply of cable.

Wednesday came around fast, and Jay was getting sued left and right. He simply could not afford to pay for all these lawsuits. With that in the back of his mind, he went down to Cinder City Hall, where he went to go plead with the mayor. Jay asked the mayor if he could anyhow build an in-ground pool. The mayor looked at the residential zones and found something extremely awkward about where Jay and his family lived. The land on which Jay lived on was simply not there! They were not part of Cinder or even the United States. Jay quickly was thrilled that he was the ruler of his residence and his own country. He would call it Jaytoria.

Thursday rolled around, and Jay and his family were so overjoyed that they were finally recognized in all this media attention and they could finally have this pool they always have wanted. Jay, who was getting power happy, had plans. He figured out that since he