Enc 1101 - Why Cheese Should Be Banned

Gipson Stratton

Philip Levy

ENC1101

Why Cheese Should Be Banned

When I tell people that I do not like cheese they look at me crazy, as if I had just shot their dear old grandma, Betty May, and asked for a hug. I can eat mozzarella on pizza, but that’s pretty much it. Everyone says “Well that’s cheese? Right?” well yes technically but that doesn’t change the fact that I still hate cheese. I only put up with the mozzarella on pizza because pizza is not really pizza without cheese. Honestly cheese should be banned, just because of the fact that it causes us non cheese eaters so much grief. First off cheese just smells horrid, like onions burning your eyes and making you cry type horrid. To add to the burning of your eyes, people at restaurants always mess up your order and put cheese on your food even though you specifically told them not to. To cap it all off non cheese eaters can never go pick up or eat prepackaged foods without it being stuffed with some rotten type of cheese; it is all just a huge pain and it would be much easier if it were banned.

Cheese is disgusting; every single aspect of it. Especially the way it smells; Walking past the noxious cheese section is like being is some sort of sweaty food locker room. I am just repulsed by the smell of hot, melted cheeses like macaroni & cheese and nacho cheese. I actually gag if the smell is really strong. It smells like spoiled milk that has been left out in the sun to boil mixed with nasty bacteria (This is actually what it is). It makes my eyes water and I just cannot bear it, cheese needs to go.

I have also, pretty much given up on going to any fast food restaurant and ordering something that usually has cheese on it. I clearly state, “WITHOUT cheese” and I always say it more than once. Even still 90% of the time they screw up and somehow cheese seems to sneak its mucus textured grossness on to my food. Even when ordering a double whopper from Burger King, which normally does not have cheese on it, about half the time mines has the repulsive stuff on it. There have even been many “5 star” restaurants that have screwed up too.