Explaining "Marotto"

Explaining "Marotto"

Mrs. Marotto, the 11th grade honors Algebra/Trig teacher, is the most badass woman in existence. Not only can she shut a whole class up with one powerful roar, but she can absolutely crush any Algebra problem, as well. She doesn't write on the board, she slashes at it, and that is not the marker's ink, but the board's blood. Mrs. Marotto enjoys riding her hog through arid deserts wearing the largest leather jacket in the world, and anyone who sees this massive woman trembles in her presence. Mrs. Marotto is, without a doubt, the most badass woman alive. Mrs. Marotto is SUCH A BADASS.

Now that we got the extremely badass intro out of the way, it's time to explain the use of the word "marotto." The word "Marotto" is not just a word; it is a lifestyle. More powerful than "Beetlejuice," Mrs. Marotto's holy last name is used as a more marotto version of the word "badass". The extent of the marotto is measured by implied levels:

Below Level 1: That's just "Esposito".

Level 1: On terms with the word badass, just fatter.

Level 2: Above badassery, usually ends with "as hell"

Level 3: Any more marotto and you'll explode.

Level 4: Fuck #3, that shit is marotto as hell.

Level 5: The equivalent of an atomic bomb's power in terms of badassery. This shit is so marotto that when something so marotto is said or done, Hiroshima and Nagasaki are immediately obliterated.

Now that you understand the word "marotto", you will undoubtedly begin to see your life becoming more and more kickass. Use the word wisely and remember the levels, or Marotto will kill you. Jesus, she