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Music who need music when u can have CHUCK NORRIS FACTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! **~When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. **~Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. **~There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. **~Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding **~Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice **~The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably **~Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves **~If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever **~Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch." **~The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade. **~Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!" **~There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on. **~Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a " Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5 **~When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's. **~Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red. **~A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states **~Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through. **~When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women **~The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears. **~A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words. **~Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick **~While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium. **~Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography. **~When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies. **~When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part. **~When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000. **~Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink **~Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. **~Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building **~In a fight between