Hemmingway Parody

The young couple head back to the hotel after spending most of the day at the beach. It was a delightful summer day and a strange smell rose from the local fish shop. The plants in the lobby hadn't been watered in a long time. The janitor took his leave three weeks earlier and was now residing at the local tavern.

-Good afternoon, wasn't it sweetie?

-It was agreeable, she replies, but the sun was too hot.

- We could've moved towards the trees.

- But then I would've needed to walk down to the water.

- We didn't have to stay, you know

- But I wanted to!

- Good evening Mr. Towns, the clerk interrupted, your room has been cleaned and we managed to find a bottle of whiskey like you asked... it was not easy to find!

- don't worry, garcon, come up at my room later, I'll make it worth your while.

They head down the hall to the last door. After entering the room, the young woman asks:

-Couldn't you have paid him right away?

- It's a fine bottle that brave man found me.

- Is it your brand?

- No, but it's a fine bottle.

- Why didn't you pay them right away?

- Don't worry sweetie, I'll pay the man. Would you pour me a glass?

- Do you want ice?

- Yes sweetie. He walks to the window. It was quite a nice day wasn't?

- it was pleasing.

Someone knocks