Holden Caulfeild

The first thing you’ll probably want to know about me is what my life is like and where I go to school. My name is Lauren. I live at home with my swell parents and my two younger sisters. My sisters are annoying as hell. They are always bothering me about what I’m doing. It drives me crazy. Like this one time, when I was cleaning my room and my sister came in and threw my clothes all over the floor. I had to refold everything and put it all away again. It wasn’t that big of a deal, but its little things like that that annoy me the most. Then there are my parents. They’re nice and all- I’m not saying otherwise- but they are also irritable as hell. They always bug me about what I’m doing and why I am doing it and if I don’t answer them with every little detail they ground me. School isn’t that bad, but I hate the homework my teachers give. I always have so much lousy work to do. I really mean it. It kills me. I am always busy doing schoolwork. Don’t our teachers know that we have other goddamn things to do besides their crap that they give us? I don’t even want to think about it. It really kills me. Even though I hate the crumby work our teachers give us, I get a kick out of going to school. What really knocks me out are my friends. We always laugh and have fun times together. I really get a bang out of doing fun things with them and stuff. One time we all made videos of us singing and dancing like madmen. We wore crazy costumes and it entertained us for a whole night. It was pretty stupid, but at the same time it was a lot of fun. My friends and I always do crazy things together like that. Sometimes I don’t like school, but I always will love my friends!