Dogs And Cats

>> PET DIARIES UNCOVERED

>>

>> As seen in a dog's diary:

>>

>> 8am -- Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!

>> 9am -- Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite!

>> 10am - Oh Boy! A walk! My favorite!

>> 11am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite!

>> Noon - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite!

>> 1pm -- Oh Boy! The yard! My favorite!

>> 3pm -- Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite!

>> 4pm -- Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!

>> 5pm -- Oh Boy! Mom! My favorite!

>> 7pm -- Oh Boy! Playing ball! My favorite!

>> 9pm -- Oh Boy! Sleeping in master's bed! My favorite!

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>> As seen in a cat's diary:

>>

>> Day 183 of my captivity...

>> My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

>> They

>> dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The

>> only

>> thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild

>> satisfaction

> I

>> get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture.

>>

>> Tomorrow I may eat another house plant.

>>

>> Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while

> they

>> were walking almost succeeded -- must try this at the top of the

>> stairs.

>>

>> In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again

>> induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair -- must try this on their

>> bed.

>>

>> Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in an attempt to

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