Joe The Barbarian

Joe the Barbarian

I am Hartley the Barbarian and I am going to tell you a little bit about myself. Don't let the name fool you, I am a superhero and not a villain. I have three major supernatural abilities which separate me from any other person on this planet. With these powers I plan to save the world from everything evil. The powers that I have been born with are supersonic speed, x-ray vision, and psychic abilities.

Having supersonic speed is incredibly useful. Considering gas prices are so expensive, it is great not having to drive back and forth to work and school. I save bundles of cash every day when I have to go out. Not only is supersonic speed economically beneficial but it also shaves my commute time by quite a bit. Having such a short commute is great for getting into the office on-time. I also try and make a habit of catching crooks. Having such immense velocities makes it very difficult for criminals to escape from the crime they have committed. Having supersonic speed is great but when it comes to fighting crime it would be pretty useless without x-ray vision.

Even with supersonic speed, it would be very hard to see crimes when they are occurring without x-ray vision. It is terrific being able to be running down a street so fast people cannot even see you, all the while I can look through the walls and make sure nobody is pulling any monkey business. X-ray vision comes in very handy when I am chasing criminals. I can look through walls to make sure that the criminal is unarmed, so that I can avoid danger. I will be honest; I don't use x-ray vision solely for fighting crime. It is very advantageous for avoiding ex-girl friends or when very attractive women walk by. Even with the great advantages of x-ray vision, it would be very hard to be at the scene of the crime without my psychic abilities.

Having psychic powers is probably my most important power. With